Monyca byrne-Wickey - would you?

Life is a party when you're young and beautiful.
Photo: Stab Mag

Not just a pretty face - Monyca knows how to lay
down a turn. Photo: Nike 6.0

A quiet moment of contemplation - there I'm done.
Photo: Stab Mag

(By Cyrus Saatz) - After a brief hiatus, the beauty, the debauchery, the sleaziness that is the weekly Would You? column featured every Friday exclusively on BNQT returns! This week's Would You? candidate is Monyca byrne-Wickey, arguably the hottest surfer on the planet.

Monyca byrne-Wickey is an amazingly talented surfer. Hailing from the Hawaiian island of Maui, byrne-Wickey starred in the recent Nike surf film Leave A Message and pitched tents everywhere with her recent photo spread in Stab Magazine.

Byrne-Wickey's star is rising fast, as she has quickly overtaken Alana Blanchard's mantle of currently being the hottest female surfer around. In fact, one could easily make the argument that she's the hottest surfer ever.

When posed the question of, "Monyca byrne-Wickey: Would You?" suffice to say it would appear that it's one of the easiest questions to ever answer, regardless of whether you're male or female. Byrne-Wickey is actually a former Would You? candidate, however it's been so long and she's somehow gotten hotter since her previous Would You? that byrne-Wickey had to be the first repeat Would You? featured on BNQT. Alas, no one is perfect, and even Ms. byrne-Wickey has her flaws. Although we're definitely reaching when trying to find them.

Pros: Her body is absolute perfection. Not a blemish to be found. Anyone who pulls off the type of photos byrne-Wickey takes in her modeling shoots has to have a dirty, naughty side. She's also sweet.

During filming of Leave A Message, byrne-Wickey was referred to as the Mom of the group. She can satisfy your deepest pleasures, yet you can take her home to meet your Mother. She's as close to perfect as they get.

Cons: She has a boyfriend. It gets worse. Not only has she been dating him since she was 16, but he's also pro surfer Ola Eleogram. Would you want to be Eskimo Brothers with a pro surfer? Plus, what's the deal with the lower case 'b' in byrne-Wickey? Something isn't right about that.

Monyca byrne-Wickey: Would You?

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