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Women's Surfing Stock Exchange Report

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From: Cyrus

October 07, 2012

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The Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report reflects updates, changes and most importantly new photos and videos featuring the hottest women in professional surfing.  Just because a female surfer may be hot doesn’t necessarily mean her stock will go up.  It’s all about sexiness and keeping things fresh.  Start wearing wetsuits and your stock goes down.  Wear a thong bikini to a contest, and your stock skyrockets.  The more photos and videos that are published the better, as that means the girl’s stock will stay hot since only three photos and one video are shown on the Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report each week.  Here are this week’s top five hottest women surfers.

5) Bruna Schmitz (Last Week: 3) Schmitz is always a solid performer on the Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report.  She has one very important thing going against her however, and this hurts every women’s stock performance.  The boyfriend factor.  Schmitz has been taming the photos and it’s mainly due to spending more time with the boyfriend and less remembering just why she’s getting those fat checks from Roxy.

4) Laura Enever (Last Week: 5) She moved up a spot in the rankings thanks in no large part to the boyfriend factor which afflicts Enever as well.  However, when you’re as hot as she is, her stock will continue to perform strongly.

3) Coco Ho (Last Week: 2) Her stock dropped a spot not as much because of her performance, which continues to be fantastic, but because of the competition.  The daughter of surfing royalty continues to be a strong presence on the Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report.

2) Mom John (Last Week: Not Ranked) The hottest MILF in surfing is destroying the competition with continual social media posts of her wearing scantily clad bikinis and owning them.  Alex Florence is also a solid skateboarder while taking care of her son John John who is one of the greatest surfers in the world.

1) Alana Blanchard (Last Week: 1) Get used to Blanchard owning the top spot of the Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report.  She continues to be arguably the hottest surfer in the world and constantly reminds everyone of this fact.  Thank you Alana.  Thank you.

Click here for last week's Women's Surfing Stock Exchange Report.

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