Hey Kids, if you're still wondering what the heck you're going to do with yourself for the summer- while all your rich little friends from across town to shipped off to a sweet-ass snowboard camp- now's the time to summon all the creative writing skills you learned in English this year and punch your ticket out of your crummy town (for one week).  Windell's is holding an essay contest, the winner of which will receive a free session up at their camp this summer (billed as the funnest place on earth).  
Grammatically challenged?  No need to worry, the contest rules are catered to you: 


"Anything submitted will be read and considered.  We are not looking for the best grammar or punctuation, but looking for someone who can really benefit from this rare opportunity."


Despite my glib prose in describing this opportunity, it is most certainly a great one.  All you need do is put forth a little effort (one to three pages) in describing "why you deserve a scholarship to Windell's."  Pretty easy in the scheme of things, no?  The deadline is June 15th. For more details, including submission details, and a sample essay outline, click over here: http://windells.com/tag/scholarship/


If you want me to write your essay, contact me immediately at the e-mail address on the right.  Rates start at 50 dollars.