Weekly Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report
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From: Cyrus April 27, 2012 |
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The Weekly Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report reflects updates, changes and most importantly new photos and videos featuring the hottest women in professional surfing. Just because a female surfer may be hot doesn’t necessarily mean her stock will go up. It’s all about sexiness and keeping things fresh. Start wearing wetsuits and your stock goes down. Wear a thong bikini to a contest, and your stock skyrockets. The more photos and videos that are published the better, as that means the girl’s stock will stay hot since only three photos and one video are shown on the Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report each week. Here are this week’s top five hottest women surfers.
5) Malia Manuel (Last Week: Not Ranked)
Manuel surged back into the Weekly Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report thanks to her decision to not only wear a spring suit in cold waters during the Commonwealth Bank Beachley Classic where she finished in second place, but also because of a new bikini photo courtesy of her official sponsor O’Neill.
4) Sally Fitzgibbons (Last Week: Not Ranked)
Fitzgibbons finally crashed her way into the Weekly Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report thanks to some magazine pictorials where she finally remembered just how hot she is. Welcome to the stock exchange!
3) Erica Hosseini (Last Week: Not Ranked)
This makes three new entrances into the Weekly Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report. Only in Hosseini’s case, she stormed into the rankings with not just smoking photos of her competing, but a video of behind the scenes footage from her Stab Magazine pictorial. Hosseini will likely be a fixture in the stock exchange for weeks to come.
2) Laura Enever (Last Week: 2)
Another week of pure domination by the blonde vixen herself. Enever and the current numero uno continue to dominate the Weekly Women’s Surfing Stock Exchange Report and will do so for the foreseeable future.
1) Alana Blanchard (Last Week: 1)
Blanchard has been straight un fuego over the past month, releasing photo after blazing photo wearing little to nothing. The queen continues to lay claim to her stock exchange throne.
Click here for last week's Women's Surfing Stock Exchange Report.
