Bike thief gets owned and it's all caught on
tape--DON'T STEAL FROM BICYCLISTS, let alone anyone!

You see this schmuck right here? His name is Craig, from Seattle, Washington. While he thought he was being all sneaky stealing from the narrator of this video clip and selling it in a different state, karma is a bitch and well, if you want to know the details you'll just have to watch Craig get owned, big time. Lesson learned here folks, don't ever steal from bicyclists let alone from anyone!