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From: Cyrus August 27, 2012 |
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Roz Kelly is a “Sports Reporter” for Channel 9 in Australia. Whatever that means. The station sent her
to Tahiti to report on the Billabong Pro Teahupo’o and she was exposed for lobbing softball questions and
not investigating anything. Dane Reynolds called her out on this. She blocked him.
An example of the kind of questions Reynolds wanted answered by Roz Kelly, and she blocked him for this.
Here are some more questions Reynolds wanted Roz Kelly to investigate.
Apparently these questions are too hard for Roz Kelly to find answers to.
The worst Billabong Pro Teahupoo ever. Brazilian kook defeats Kelly Slater and crappy waves, not what an ASP
World Tour event is supposed to be about.
Seriously! A good business gives customers what they want. Not a single person likes the stupid timeline
feature.
A video of the jumping would have been nice. Especially in bikinis.
Bruna Schmitz likes big snakes! I knew it!
Ever tried lightening the load? Less coffee beans?

Is this a piss take? Cyrus does know that @daynolds is not actually Dane Reynolds, correct? Or is BNQT just that far out of the loop?