In a crime that one must grudgingly admire for the unadulterated audacity of it, some treacherous dope fiend bastard broke into Twitch Stenberg's garage last night and stole all his motorcycles along with one of fellow Metal Mulisha rider Taka Higashino.  While the incident has not sparked the public interest as much as the time Lance Armstrong had his Trek swiped, the haul, as reported on the Metal Mulisha blog, is nonetheless impressive:


• Twitch YZ250 Freestyle Contest Bike
• Twitch’s 450
• Twitch’s 250F
• Twitch’s 110
• Twitch’s 50
• Taka’s YZ250 Freestyle Contest Bike
• All of Twitch’s old helmets 
• All riding gear


Now, one might conclude that the thieves had to be very sophisticated to break into a garage, gank six motorcycles in the dead of night, and transport them away to safety... but then again, you would have to be an asshole of the highest order to think that you could safely ride, sell, or display motorcycles that belong to top professionals, simply for the because they are bound to be very unique.  
At any rate, the Metal Mulsiha team is offering a boatload of swag and X Games passes to anyone with information leading to the recovery of the property.  More details are here.