I just watched Mall Cop for the first time, I didn't expect it to be to good with a PG rating and turns out it was worse than I thought it to be. The movie was decent in the beginning but it fell through real quick with sappy family crap towards the middle and corny comedy all the way to the end... Something about Paul Blart's daughter in the movie makes me want to hit her in the face with a shovel as hard as I can or even better a pic axe. I feel that she single handedly made the movie worse... Only defining factor in this movie is that they used a cast of "X-treme" sports athletes to play the villains.


Now let's try and go over a top 10 for this movie...


1. Rooftop mean muggin and scowling in every available camera angle. (Worth the 4.95 rental fee.)
2. Rick Thorne trying to act.
3. Rick Thorne didn't have any stunts. (I guess pedaling a bike is considered a stunt enough...)
4. It's only an hour and a half long. (Regrets don't always last forever.)
5. Rooftop and Rick Throne made the back cover of the DVD.
6. Paul Blart runs over a dog on a Segway. (Only part I actually slightly giggled.)
7. Lead babe in the movie isn't really a babe.
8. Paul Blart gets amped on Pixie Sticks and dirty lollipops.
9. Rooftop hired a stunt double for the bmx stunts... Not really.
10. Mike Vallely DIDN'T DO ANY handplants or footplants. (WTF!?!)