This is the most patently absurd business idea I've come across in a while, but there's a certain element of genius behind it. Rick's Custom Squirrels specializes in preserving and mounting squirrels and then outfitted them with things like machine guns, cigarettes, bandeliers (see above) and other accoutrement. Actually, it seems like he deals exclusively in squirrels decked out as militiamen.

The intro on his site is brilliant. Can you picture the total freak that would write something like this? "I can mount any squirrel in just about any position or style you would like, just let me know what you may be interested in. I purchase vintage items such as clothing, weapons, hats, instruments, and just about anything you would like to have mounted."

That's gold Jerry, gold!