"Full Name: Jason PageKnown Aliases: Teet, Turtle, Coach, TeeteemandoAge: 28Home base: WPB FL right near RawveraWhats shakin? Titties.Describe what you’re up to these days, aside from answering pesky interview questions: Filming everything around me and working on a drunken “smutumentary.” On a scale of 1-10, how raw is the uncensored version of Exotic Nucleotic? 38.666When did you start filming? Did you have any experience/training or was it more of a “what the hell, why not?” kind of thing? Startedfilming when hi8 was hot shit and went to two years of film school, but[for anyone thinking of going to film school], you learn more in oneday on a set in a practical environment than in two years of classes.Sickest thing you’ve ever caught on camera: Hank-the-blank-the-mother-fucking-skank.Scariest? Huge gang-fight in a closed club in the most ghetto of ghettos. About a week ago. Thought I was dead for sure.Have you ever heard of the phrase “pants-off dance-off?” If so, explain: You mean the helicopter.Thoughts on the state of the surf film industry: Notso solid. Look at skate videos if you wanna see something that’s a fewsteps ahead of the surf film industry. Surf filmers need to catch up,except for a few. Fuck, at least I’m trying.Standard equipment for a day of shooting: dvx100, tripod, doubler, housing, fisheye, swim fins, and a hard punch in the face. On a really good day: ARRI SR3 16mm package.Top three names people should know in surfing that they might not: How ‘bout three words of advice instead: RESPECT THE LOCALS.Favorite movie you’ve made: FAKE ID and AA Sponsored.Favorite surf movie made by someone else: The Taylor Steele movie where they put all the leftovers together… I can’t think of the name, but you know the one.If you were forced to drive either the Pontiac Aztec or the Plymouth PT Cruiser, which would you choose and why? PT Cruiser, cause girls like queers.If you could travel anywhere in the world right now except for Denmark, where would you go and why? Iceland, no maybe Japan idk? For girls, of course.Name the member of the Starbird crew most likely to do each of the following:Sleep past 5 p.m.: KrapoDrop a camera: meRob a liquor store: HorskiTry to train a bear to juggle: MurdogEat a week-old burrito: LocalBetter name for a band, “Intimate Secretary,” “The Springtime Snowblowers,” “Dudes and Vans,” or “Cummerbund Smock?” I like… “Dirty Red’s Sally Hanson Experience” with lead vocals by War Dot MansansonGive the kids some musical advice, what’s on your dial right now? Talk to Jammer or anyone that wears a vest and tight pants, they will know.Shout-outs/Sponsors:Lj kool, Murdog, Jammer, Squintz, Horskimaniac, Minor, C murder, p_ _ __ _ E, Sanson, Krapo aka Karpo, Boner, all the ones I forgot…Lastly,if you were stuck on a deserted island with an unlimited water supplyand no food supply other than 50 pounds of corn flakes and 50 chickenswould you:a.) Feed the corn flakes to the chickens to fatten them up and then eat the chickensb.) Eat the chickens without feeding them and then eat the corn flakes c.) Combine the cornflakes and chickens into some kind of stew.(If C., what would you call the stew?)I would tie all the chickens together, throw the cornflakes at them and laugh ‘til I died.