I just stumbled across a treasure trove of neo-European overpriced pussy crap so big it’s hard to contain my excitement.  The unintentional comedy level is off the charts.  That’s right, folks: It’s Indigo Freeriding, purveyors of high-class snakeskin skis, snowboards, douche bag helmets and other useless garbage.  It troubles me deeply that there are investors out there willing to pour money into projects like these, but apparently there are...  
I try to avoid making fun of Germans whenever possible, just sort of as a personal guideline, but I can just picture the wealthy Krauts who made a fortune in the bond market talking in their slopeside Aspen condo: “Hey Bernhard, vlets’ go get in the Vrange Vrover and buy doze snakeskin skeez.  Avter vee go for vrozen vogurt, jah?  Hans?  Are vou coming?  Get zee fuck out of zee tanning bed.”
If you’re up for a chuckle, head over here.  The funniest of the funny photos are above.