I feel obliged to put this one out there. So apparently my dude Gary Coleman got married. I know what you're thinking: impossible. I thought so too. The lucky lady goes by the name of Shannon Price and she's just short of a full foot taller than him. I'll link you to the article here, to avoid recapitulating it unnecessarily. Later today, Coleman will recount, on national television(Inside Edition, always a dependable source of breaking news and world events), the storybook tale of their unlikely(and scientifically improbable) romance. Set your Tivo. Suffice it to say, if Coleman is as willing and committed a participant in his marriage as he is in his own public (read: televised) humiliation. I see a bright future in store for these two lovebirds. For now, I'll leave you with a few of little Gary's thoughts on his old lady:


"She’s a great e-Bayer. She’s a fabulous e-Bayer. I hope she gets famous for that.”


If that ain't love. I don't know what is.