Sure it's late in the game, but you still have time to get your loved one that perfect holiday gift this holiday season. Some Bentley skis! Straight gangster! Pretentious Swiss Ski manufacturer Zai teamed up with Bentley to bring you the creatively titled Zai for Bentley skis. Have a look:


The comedy here is so overwhelming, it's hard to know where to begin. Let's start with the price tag, shall we? Sure, we're in a bit of an economic depression these days, but you can't really put a price tag on luxury, can you? And besides, everyone has an extra 6,800 Euros lying around, no? Heck, with the exchange rate right now, that's only about 9,800 dollars. And for that price, it comes with a FULL TWO YEAR WARRANTY! Klaus, fetch my checkbook. Look at this guy, stoked on the warranty:



Of course, you need to take care of your Bentley skis, which is why it is important that you purchase the matching Bentley skibag, which is described here: "the stylish ski bag is made of leather and neoprene. This robust combination ensures that the skis have optimum protection and guarantees carrying comfort. The lining is quilted Bentley-style and pampers the skis with its suppleness."



I would point out several things: 1) who the fuck cares about carrying comfort? If you can buy 10,000 dollar skis, the only people who will be carrying them are Deer Valley parking lot attendants and the Pakistani stewardess on your jet. 2) Since when is leather and neoprene a robust combination? Plenty of skiers do just fine without buying bags that COWS DIED FOR!



On the very unlikely chance that someone with enough money to buy these skis is reading this (when they could instead in the hot tub popping mad bottles and touching mad models), I would implore them to take the money they would spend on these skis and donate it to an orphanage. Failing that, take the money and burn it in the backyard. For more, click here: http://www.zaiforbentley.com